
Ultimate Football Heroes
Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (The No.1 football series): Collect them all!
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What do you call an Englishman at the Qatar 2022 World Cup final?
A referee!
From the No.1 bestselling football series comes the Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book - just in time for the summer!
The UFH Joke book is here and it's the ultimate collection of the funniest footy puns and gags, one-liners and anecdotes you're ever likely to find. Whether young readers wish to impress their friends with the silliest football jokes or try their luck on an unsuspecting adult, this joke book is the perfect past time to share with all the family & friends.
With 112 pages of rip-roaring funnies, here's just a few awaiting you:
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A Juventus fan rolling down a hill!
Did you hear about the Icelandic centre-back who couldn't swim?
They gave her the captain's armband.
What is Man City's club motto?
If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again.
And there's so many more!
Why not also dive into the Ultimate Football Heroes Activity Book or the Ultimate Football Heroes Quiz Book?
Author: Ultimate Football Heroes
Publication Date: 2022-07-07
Format: Paperback / softback
Pages: 112
Publisher: John Blake Publishing Ltd
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RETURNS
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