Football Jokes: 250 fan-tastically funny jokes for footie fanatics

Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around – the perfect teammate for this summer’s World Cup!

Who is the funniest football player in the World Cup?

Erling Ha-ha-haaland.

When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.

Who scored the most goals in the Greek Mythology League?
The centaur forward.

The ultimate collection of football jokes, accompanied by hilarious illustrations by Jane Eccles. Young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

Also available in the Rocket Fox Sidesplitters series:
The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Author: Jane Eccles
Publication Date: 07-05-2026
Format: Paperback / softback
Pages: 112
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Height (mm): 200
Width (mm): 133
Length (mm): 8

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